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Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.
Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.
by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014
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walago

anytime before this present point in time
Did ya go to the store?
Yea we went walago.
by Dale Haynes February 24, 2005
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goosebumps walkaway

Goosebumps walkaway is the line that the guy says to the girl in the movie that gives her goosebumps and then he walks away forever,”
Nick is having a hard time saying goodbye to Reagan, too, and keeps saying the wrong things to her, so he devises a plan to act out a goosebumps walkaway to up his cool.
by esjayzwordz July 4, 2016
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Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.
I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017
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Walara

Noun. a chubby or unattractive girl that sends pictures of her skinny friends or other girls to lure men online.
Verb. the act of using pictures of other girl to get online attention
1. I chatted with Tammy for 3 monthes before I found out she was a walara.
2. She suspected Paul would not be interested in her so she pulled a walara
3. She knew her husband was cheating on her so she used all the walara she had to bait him.
by Madisen November 22, 2007
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people of walmart

Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.
People of walmart seem to have no common sense.
by boratfan1 January 1, 2012
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Walmart Rage

The rage one gets from being in a Walmart. Comes from trying to find ways around the fat people who stop in the middle of aisles to talk, kids running around aimlessly, people pulling out unexpectedly into aisles with their carts, long checkout lines, etc.
My Walmart Rage kicked in when the white-trash standing in front of me at the Express Checkout had more than 50 items.
by Jopats January 11, 2008
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