The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
by L-DubV June 20, 2008
Get the waistband tuck mug.The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
Get the waist band hero mug.Akshay Kumar is called as waiter of Bollywood..He has this past of his that makes him a waiter, also his fans always cry n wait for festival releases but he is not capable of that.
by Wickedmind May 12, 2019
Get the waiter of bollywood mug.Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.
Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.
Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)
In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.
Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)
There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.
Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)
In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.
Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)
There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
Get the Wheezy Waiter mug.The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
Get the waist bender mug.A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
Get the goodbye waiter mug.When you ask for a picture from the person, usually by cell phone, of their face all the way down to the waist. Clothes optional. Also involved in "sexting".
by Utah Ski Bums March 21, 2010
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