Mr.Wagner

Mr.Wagner is a perverted gym teacher that has gone to court for sexual harassment. Mr.Wagner somehow has not been fired from his job at a middle school. Rip to all female students.

Mr.Wagner is a pedophile.

by the official mr.wagner July 31, 2018

wage slave

regular worker/employee. someone with no autonomy who must work to survive.

I am a wage slave at McDonalds

by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004

jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Wagly

(Wayg-lee)
1) silly
2) a flat tortilla
3) just awesome

1) carlos: *stuffs watermelon on his head*
girl: "don't be wagly!"
3) girl 1: "why are you being so weird?"
Girl 2: "I'm not weird, I'm just to wagly for you"

by thefajita October 25, 2015

Wagey

A wagey is someone who works a, typically unfulfilling, 9 to 5 job for a paycheck. It is often used by people who are self employed to refer to people who work for faceless corporations.

YouTuber: "This show is made possible by superchats from wageys and groyperss."

by Water_Pasta September 3, 2019

wagecuck

anyone that can't save at least 50% of his wages or is abused by his boss. a wagecuck is treated like shit at work and there's no hope of him escaping it therefore he must suck up to his bully. this makes him an emasculated cuckold. mostly used to describe men. for women the term 'wagie' is more common

wagecucks often take out large loans to pay for a mcmansion, fully cementing their servitude for life

- where is Tim?
- at his wagie center of course doing a 12 hour shift
- haha what a wagecuck

by SIX HOT LOADS August 20, 2021

Wager

The gentleman’s way of saying “bet”

Person 1: you tryna get some cheeky nandos bruv?
Person 2: wager bruv

by Chamley July 29, 2018