Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Wort

Another way of saying “what”. When you really don’t know what someone is trying to say.

Alex: “ayo julian, you do be kinda sus doe”
Julian: “wort”
Alex: “no cap doe”

by travfishsxott October 06, 2020

n wort

people with dyslexia spelling n word

(Luigi) Hey Mario I'm about to say the n wort. (Mario) don't even think about, what what's an n wort

by mnbjkl January 25, 2021