wifemom

A wife much older than her husband.

Demi Moore is Ashton Kutcher's wifemom.

by bootyjuicewithberry April 17, 2009

wifoo

A word you use when you think of a cartoon pr video game character as your love interest

I love my wifoo

by DJ UNIC0RN September 15, 2017

WTFOMG!

what the fuck, oh my god!

Email: "She chucked me by text message!"
Reply: WTFOMG! How fucking dare she!!?

by bluegreenearth October 9, 2008

wizometer

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

by youngfogey July 4, 2011

WTFOMGBBQ

The wrong way to spell wordOMGWTFBBQ/word, wordassclown/word.

Nick D: WTFOMGBBQ!!! olol!!!11
MMBKG: *pimp-slaps Nick D* Shut your goddamn mouth, ho!

by MMBKG September 8, 2003

wifors

guts, balls

You don't have the guts to do it

by David Andujo December 23, 2003

Wifout

It’s a Haitian Creole word that someone uses to describe how surprised, excited or mind blown they are. It could be translated by holy shit or OMG.

Wifout!!!!Kyrie broke this guy’s ankle like it’s nothing.

by Afrika don dada November 26, 2018