tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.

I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!

by thirdlhc January 23, 2010

grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016

wiidowed

A person who has had their spouse leave them due to playing too many hours of wii.

Dan: I heard Steve just got wiidowed by his wife.
Steve: That's no surprise, he's always been such a wiitard.

by Rhaknam December 14, 2008

Windowed

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.

I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!

by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

widowest

noun: the most widow-ed person (as opposed to widower); a person widowed so many times no one even cares anymore whether it's a man or a woman -- they all just assume he/she is either cursed or a gold digger.

That one by the hearse is the widowest person I know.

by relentless rigor July 16, 2009

widowest

A parent who's child has died is a widowest.

A woman who's husband has died is a widow. A man who's wife has died is a widower. A parent who's child has died is a widowest.

by Blondie the Tauren January 25, 2017