ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

wide berth

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013

Wilhelm II

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.

Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.

by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011

Wide face jacuslyn

A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.

Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.

by Ashiok November 17, 2019

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

Wilhelmina

A true Savage in all aspects of life. She is a crazy person but very fun to be around. Definitely a keeper if you ever find one.

Wilhelmina is an icee Savage and can drink the largest container on her own.

by Futurenp March 14, 2017

wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007