Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023

Butt Whomper

(adj)- Bestest friend ever!!! <3

Founded at frontier jr. high;D

Person#1 = "Haayyy gurll!"
Person#2 = " Omg why are you calling me this early you Butt Whomper... -_-"

by Mariah Randler January 19, 2013

Butt Whomper

(adj) -Bestest friend ever <3!!!!!!

-also can be an annoying person or just some random dude you find at the mall ;D

You= " Haayy girl!"
Bffff= "Omg why did you call me this early you Butt Whomper
-_-?"

by Mariah Randler January 19, 2013

Golly Whomper

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.

Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

Whomper

Nickname for a BK Whopper

"You tryna get some whompers?"
"Yeah, but I wont dat impossiwhomper wit cheez dogg"

by biggrrsausage December 19, 2021