whatever 

automatically wins any argument

"you think your so smart, well let me tell you something, blablablhablahblllbllblblbllblbahblahblahblah. get a life etc."

your reply: whatever moron.

whatever by an anonymous source November 23, 2003

whatever 

Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.

Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...

whatever by Seamo March 28, 2008

whatever 

When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU

Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.

whatever by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003

whatever 

aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.

"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"

whatever by gaselite June 18, 2003

Whatever 

A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.

Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe"
Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter"
Boyfriend: "No talk to me"

Whatever by TheOneWhoGotCheatedOn March 14, 2010

whatever 

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

whatever by escuchon May 19, 2008

whatever 

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

whatever by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005