Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 3, 2009

wasabichild

A bitter, harsh person who has no morals or integrity, and who often lies.

Derived from the roots of the word, wasabi and child. Wasabi is harsh and burns, and children can often lie.

pronounced: wah- saw- bi-chilled

John: I was talking to Mex, and he said Dilip was a total wasabichild.

Katie: Woah, Actually?
John: Yeah, Mex said that Dilip said he was going to meet him for breakfast at 6:55, but Dilip never showed up.

Katie: Wow, Dilip is a wasabichild.

by Snapchapian June 9, 2013

Wahhabi

The myth propagated by disgruntled polytheists.

Mushrik: "Ya Awli, Ya Qadir madad"

Mu'min: "Hey! That's shirk!"

Mushrik: "You are a vohobi (wahhabi) kaafir! Ya faatima madad!"

by Xendio March 14, 2021

wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!

Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!

by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005

Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

Wasabi Wannabe

Someone who is not Asian but really really wants to be because they watch too much anime and know nothing about the culture other than what's imported and filtered by the West.

OMFG! I WATCH TEH ANIME IN TEH JAPANESE WITH TEH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! I M SO AZN!

Stfu Wasabi Wannabe.

by Keke April 9, 2005

Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

by ChelleSue September 22, 2005