Waffle

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"

by Andrew Kirkman January 12, 2006

waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

by valintina4 August 16, 2005

(>•_•)># waffles

It means waffles..

(>•_•)># Waffles are in the toaster

by <(*~*<) April 07, 2017

Waffle

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!

by Jizzjizz December 19, 2010

Waffles

A pancake with abs

Waffles r so yummy and fit

by Waffle 2.0 March 19, 2015

waffling

Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.

Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

waffles

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

by T. J. October 30, 2003