Vulva-Boy

A p-whipped Man. A man who gets bossed around by a woman. A man who no longer has any "balls."

"Girls Gone Wild" is on TV, but Wife/Girlfriend wants to watch "Friends." Man sits there and watches "Friends" instead. Baby takes a dump in it's pants, Father goes and changes pants instead of saying "I don't smell anything" and letting Mother do the work. That makes him a "Vulva-Boy."

by Steve Gogo May 15, 2003

vulva block

the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.

"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"

by Nezbit July 1, 2005

Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022

Vulva Kick

A kick to the woman's vulva/ovaries to cause pain.

Women do not realize how much damage a kick to the vulva can cause them. Hitting them directly in the vulva can be very fatal.

Kicking a woman directly in her vulva can cause:
-major bleeding
-nausea
-heart attacks
-cause to be knocked out
-no longer able to give birth

This is a great self defense move to use on women.

I remember this girl was bullying me, and I kicked her directly in her ovaries, she dropped to the ground and began at cry. Nobody decided to help her and she was just groveling on the floor... All day.

Samantha was bullying me, so I gave her a swift vulva kick. Her ovaries we're bleeding the whole week.

by No Name 07 May 17, 2021

vulva-print

the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.

The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

vulva jog

sexually stimulating a girl but not caring to stick around and see her finish.

I wanted to go to the gym, so I just vulva jogged her.

by cocoapastry June 8, 2013

vulva monkey

A slimy pervert. Someone who is desperate for sex and hits on every chick in a bar and fails.

"Dude, check that vulva monkey...what a fucking loser!!"

by vulva monkey May 14, 2014