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A slimy pervert. Someone who is desperate for sex and hits on every chick in a bar and fails.
"Dude, check that vulva monkey...what a fucking loser!!"
by vulva monkey March 18, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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