voulez-vous coucher avec moi

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

by josue March 14, 2004

s'il vous plait

French for "please". The initials SVP are also used.

RSVP stands for "Répondez S'il Vous Plait", that is "Reply please"

by pom23pom July 12, 2007

volsh

to say that you're gonna show up somewhere then blow it off at the last minute.

Poor guys waited for her at the airport to just find out she volshed

by No way June 23, 2005

Vomsharted

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time

Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!

by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023

Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

The irrational hatred of politics streamer "Vaush" for clout.

Why is that leftie such a wokescold?
Poor soul, they must have Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

by LilMega September 1, 2020

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004

Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder

Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.

Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.

Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.

by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020