Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it

by Washy February 17, 2015

Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010

volunteer prostitute

1. A more humanistic term for a slut.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.

Guy One: Man, I totally hooked up with that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.

by walshbear December 31, 2011

Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.

My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.

by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018

never volunteer

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

"Never volunteer for anything".

by eighthofseven November 12, 2007

grama volunteer

The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)

The best grama volunteer award goes to Deepika the black sheep who acts as a grama volunteer

by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019

Volunterror

A person who will screw up any type of volunteer work. Usually shows up late and/or under the influence, tries to take charge, breaks things, steals things, or in the total 360 hides until their shift is over. Most often is forced into agreeing to volunteer at mother's insistence.

Do not accept Glenn to help with the wine tasting - he's a total volunterror.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015