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Vern Barnett
Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019
Vern-Drunk
When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.
Vern-Drunk by WLU October 21, 2005
Vern Turkey Dinner
When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
Vern Turkey Dinner by FatherVern October 10, 2019