financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020

maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005

Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007

Val Velocity

Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.

“When they see red, they’ll think of Val Velocity. I’m taking his color!” - Val about Party Poison

by Venom Shot April 2, 2021

Verocity

A term to define the ravenous spirit of consumption - often associated with culinary delights such as bacon, sausage, summer white corn-on-the-cob, grilled octopus during a game of pirate, or with jalapeno peppers and tomato. Often when one is verocious, or eating with verocity, they are consuming the sweets and/or the suculant savories like crispies from the carcus, or the sweet, bitter chunks of bacon interspersed in chocolate like a bacon bar. Wings and hot sauce are usually eaten with verocity.

My friend was eating with such verocity, he became forgetful of both his name and mine.

by breaddome February 4, 2010

Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011