velcro

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

by Neil009 March 14, 2011

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

velcro

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

velcro

A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.

Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!

by Gupta789 January 11, 2008

velcro

something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.

DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.

by deprimer August 8, 2004

velcro

a woman who has a mustache. one can refer to such a woman as "velcro" as a nickname.

When she kisses a guy their mustaches will interlock and peel away just like velcro.

by Dave B333 April 15, 2006

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004