Definitions by Dmunsey

velcro

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

velcro by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

stripper bumps 

the grosteque lone erruption found on an otherwise attractive ass

At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.

stripper bumps by Dmunsey November 3, 2003