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Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.
Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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When your beard sticks to a shaved minge during the act of foreplay.
Hey Steve , I went down on my girlfriend last night, and my beard stuck to her fanny like velcro.

Fanny minge sex
by Fanny Licker 69 April 20, 2016
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a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt
John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.
by Dmunsey November 03, 2003
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A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.
This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.
by Neil009 February 27, 2011
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A person who is always looking for loop holes, similar to the manner that one side of velcro clings to the loops of the other side.
Guy A: Man, your just like velcro, always looking for loopholes!
by Gupta789 December 29, 2007
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The act of placing your nuts inside a the mouth of a man packing a well developed beard. The contrast between your nut hairs and his beard creates a velcro effect as your nut hair get lost in his face ones.
Hey Matt, why don't you Velcro me? You round hairy man!
by CallMeCinnamonOrFridayNight April 19, 2017
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