Vampire

Something that does not sparkle.

Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.

by lacunainc May 13, 2009

Vamp Stamp

Getting a tattoo that somehow relates to and shows your love for vampires.

Person 1- "Nice tattoo..but why fangs?"

Person 2- "I love vampires! Haven't you read Twilight?"

Person 1- "Oh, well then that's a Vamp Stamp for sure."

by fraaaankieeee January 20, 2009

Dance in The Vampire Bund

To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.

John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.

by Rutilcaper April 22, 2010

Vampire

Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.

A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.

by Starchylde August 27, 2016

vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

King Vamp

The best rapper of all time, Playboi Carti. Specifically with red hair.

“Y’all bumping King Vamp?”
“Fuck yeah, Carti fire asl”

by CHRISTIAN7850 March 2, 2021

Cum Vampire

A type of succubus that requires male semen ejaculate to live. Although not immortal like the typical vampire, she does give her "victims" a glimpse into eternal bliss.

She was such a cum vampire that the head of his dick felt like sandpaper once she was done feeding.

by Platonic Plotinus October 13, 2018