vaintastic

someone highly proud to be vain

ex:
Kayla:

OMG bitch your so damn vain

Rebecca:

Na uh im vaintastic!

by omgsovain December 24, 2007

Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009

vanitarian

A person whose food choices are dictated by a keenly developed desire to become or remain thin.Vanitarianism often precedes or accompanies a full blown eating disorder.

They say they have given up meat because its cruel and cut out wheat and dairy because they are intolerant. That's bollocks they are simply a vanitarian.

by simoneweil October 27, 2007

Vajitas

Pussy that smells like fajitas

I ate some Latin pussy that smelled liked a Mexican restaurants fajitas. I guess you would call it vajitas

by Eye Glass Pimp April 24, 2015

Karkat Vantas

The official cutest character from Homestuck.

person a: omg karkat vantas is so adorable i love him so much omg
person b: no??
person a: shut up asshole 💖

by StriderReal November 24, 2021

vantassel

insulting us wont make your penis any bigger

asian people have a small penis

by ~blizzy~ August 16, 2003

Vagitastic

When a man does something that makes other men question his manliness. When manly men give into their more feminine wilds and the end product is what this adjective describes. Something you would normally associate as having come from someone with a vagina.

Wow that sweater you knitted Bob is really Vagitastic.

by AngryBadger April 17, 2010