When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.
I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.
by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.
by OCMaria December 22, 2005

It is very common amongst high schoolers. You roll up to her house, meet the parents and are very gentlemen like. Then as soon you get her around the conner you take her for a ride like she is $250,000 Ferrari. Fast and furrious if you not what I mean. They you bring her back to her parents house with just a few more miles added on the odometer. This act must be performed in a vehicle.
by Monika G January 22, 2008

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

by BarebackJack December 20, 2017
