Valenturd

1.A card, note or gift sent for Valentines Day to an ex girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or former "good" friend that contain left handed complements or thinly veiled insults.

2. A really crappy or thoughtless Valentines gift.

1. Dear Bill: Thank you for the one day pass to the "doggie" day spa. What a thoughtful Valentines gift! I thought you knew , I don't own a dog anymore. At least , since you moved out. With your dog of course. Your Friend, Susan

2. Oh look Debbie, Jason sent you "Beer of The Month" gift selection for Valenturds uh...excuse me, Valentines Day!

3. " You got a gift card to where? Isn't that a "plus" size store?" asked Linda.

4. Your welcome, that Cubic Zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.

5. Oh , Pizza Hut gift cards...geez, what a Valenturd

by GlobalFred February 17, 2009

Vapetard

user of an electronic cigarette, especially one who "hotrods" or modifies their electronic cigarette to produce a stronger vapeing experience. considering that vapeing is inhaling unknown vaporized chemicals, the term can be used for any person using an electronic cigarette.

That Vapetard turned his e-cig into a dam fog machine.

by oh well, whatever, nevermind October 13, 2015

valentrae

sexy tbh , funny , tall , fatty , FAT BUNDA wrd

- phoenyx

dh look at how fine valentrae is

by phoenyx September 7, 2022

valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.

Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!

by alisonmilr April 2, 2017

valentae

Means caring , quiet, loving . Though he may not be one to show his emotions all the time he is a total sweet heart and anyone you wish to hurt him should watch there backs.

Of Valentae your a great guy I mean it.

by Jacky Rocks February 17, 2020

Valotard

Those weirdos that play fucking valorant every second of the day to the point where its disgusting. A no-lifer that probably doesn't even know grass exist.

Weird valotard: "Bro I was up grinding till 6 am on VALORANT last night.
A normal human being: Touch grass you fucking valotard.

by valotardscandie May 2, 2022

Valentay

Valentays are funny and athletic. They are very sociable and can speak there way out of most situations. However when there mad they start grunting and loses all commonsense. They like a thrill and making bets and girls are very fond of them even though he cant take a hint. Get a valentay there black, beautiful and funny.

I love valentay

by Estera September 29, 2022