ventistolemyheart

One of my favorite mutuals, they are super nice, they always use the same two songs, I think it might be their favorite.

"Ventistolemyheart, really wants kazuha to come home, and so do i"

by Ningguang.my.beloved June 13, 2021

Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

Vagenis

Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.

If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.

by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009

vagenis

The term applied to the sexual organs of a shemale.

vagina + penis = vagenis

by superdew October 12, 2004

Vaginist

1) a woman very skilled in the art of love-making
2) a loose woman
3) a skank

"Look at those two girls over there! They look like vaginists."

by The Crox Rocket June 10, 2009

vagenis

the reproductive anatomy of a "hipster" not enough male nor female to be either. affording the possessor the latitude to fit into whatever classification suited to the trend of the day.

when i see a keurig in an office, i feel an urge to kick a hipster in his vagenis

by wgzn May 13, 2014

vagenis

A camping device used by women enabling them to urinate like men.

Brenda can write her name in the snow with her brand new Vagenis!

by Reyn August 13, 2005