by Mybishi December 24, 2013
Get the vaginatitus mug.A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.
"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"
"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."
"Ew, gross! Why?"
"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."
"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."
"Ew, gross! Why?"
"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."
"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012
Get the Cockus Vaginitus mug.the common disease of the female vagina, causing the vagina to either engulf itself in a crusty substance, or the vagina will slowly and painfully rot away.
by AndyP May 13, 2005
Get the vagasitis mug.by Putindeeznutsinyomouth August 8, 2022
Get the vegatitus mug.I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus.
by joeking December 19, 2007
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(vag-e-mights)
1.The act of multiple people viciously eating a woman's vagina out at the same time.
2.To have crabs and loose recently shaven hairs around clitorus.
1.The act of multiple people viciously eating a woman's vagina out at the same time.
2.To have crabs and loose recently shaven hairs around clitorus.
Guy 1:"Man that bitch was fresh last night"
Guy 2:"Yeah i know, do you remember what the hell did she called us?"
Guy 1:"i think she kept calling us, Vagamites"
Guy 2:"That shit was weird tho."
Steve:"Dude that Stripper was nasty, she looked like she had vagamites crawling outta her panties."
Guy 2:"Yeah i know, do you remember what the hell did she called us?"
Guy 1:"i think she kept calling us, Vagamites"
Guy 2:"That shit was weird tho."
Steve:"Dude that Stripper was nasty, she looked like she had vagamites crawling outta her panties."
by Tman1993 June 9, 2013
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