Vegemite 

An Australian icon. A yeast spread. Very delicious, espcially, in a sandwich, on toast, salada or cruskits. BEWARE OF RIP-OFF'S! If you grow up with Vegemite, then you can have it REALLY thick with no butter and it will have no effect. For first-timers, use BARELY ANY vegemite and alot of butter. Then, eventually use less butter and more vegemite. It's an aqquired taste. You'll get used to it.

I love my vegemite on toast with no butter yum yum :)

Vegemite by cookandclean December 19, 2009

Vegemite 

What is left stuck to the back of a toilet bowl the day after eating a mixture of festy vagina and cigarette butts from beer cans. (Which aptly describes the Kraft product as well).

Robbo left a trail of vegemite down the back of the dunny this morning, he must have scored last night after a big night on the piss.

Vegemite by Johnny fucking Howard October 2, 2013

Vegemite 

1) an Australian product that is commonly spread on toast. Derived from brewers yeast, this product has a strong salty taste that was meant to imitate the British malmite.

2) Dynamite made from vegetables.

watch out! The Vegemite is about to explode!

Vegemite by Diaverde December 24, 2010

Vegemite 

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.

Promite is better.

Those foreigners, spreading Vegemite on their bread thicker than Peanut Butter or common jam.

Vegemite by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

Vegemite 

It is when you are going down on a girl and you go a bit too far down, thats where the vegemite is.

"Oh, I totally went too far down on Cassie last night dude, I tasted the vegemite"

Vegemite by CunnyFunt March 19, 2008

vegemite 

an affectionate term used to describe a loved one. most commonly used in austriala and willimantic, ct.

"she's a clever little vegemite!"

vegemite by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

vegemite 

it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.

1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.

2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).

3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*

vegemite by Ian Lopez April 7, 2008