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COVID-19 vaccine

The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone
I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?

Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.
by fencetape February 11, 2022
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forced vaccination

When a company forces their employees to get a vaccination or be terminated.
I can't believe the courts in the United States are allowing forced vaccination of the covid vaccine. Everyone should have the right to choose if they want the vaccine or not and should not have to worry about loosing their job if they choose not to.
by jimmybomm August 12, 2021
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vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
by Libtard buster October 15, 2021
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vaccinutter

a modern north american parent who doesn't believe in vaccinating their kids against stuff like measles
a vaccinutter, considered nuttters for rejecting rejecting modern medicine, may also be a potential health risk for their children' friends, if their child's disease is contagious, like measles and stuff
by Sexydimma April 18, 2015
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anti-vaccination

A group of people who are in favour of bringing back diseases and doesn't care about the well being of others. A group of people who are pro-disease
Jim belongs to the anti-vaccination cult, therefore he is in favour of your kid getting a disease and dying.
by Doc Rick Shillstein October 9, 2015
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vaccubate

A masturbation act when a covers his dick in water and puts it in a vacuum.
Tim: Yo Steven's been skipping school for like a week.

Richard: Yeah, i think he's a chronic Vaccubater. His house is noisy as fuck and he never lets me in.
by DestructoFish May 17, 2014
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Vaccine Intimacy

The hypothesis that the gender of the offspring of a couple is influenced not only by the jab or booster each party took, but also by the order in which the shots were taken.
A leaked out document from a Chinese lab that is investigating whether vaccine intimacy is pure nonsense or not reveals these alleged possibilities:
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown
by Covido February 12, 2022
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