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Dirty V's

The dirty V shaped hair line from the ageing male.
Look at the state of your dirty V's Tom. have some self respect and shave it off.

Tom seriously have you seen your dirty v's now.

That Peado with the dirty v's dad, just gave me a werthers.
by sinclairio May 4, 2014
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Red V.S. Blue

An extremely popular machinima series made by using the Halo Xbox game series. The characters are placed in a boxed canyon in the middle of no-where on an alien planet. As new characters are introduced, the canyon becomes a dangerous place. The machinima has great comedy and an awesome story. The characters keep it alive.
In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.

Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."

Doc: "Your friend is-"

Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"

Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"

Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."

Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."

Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"

*long pause*

Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."

Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."

Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
by CookieMuncherMuchies July 17, 2009
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S.I.V.S

Acronym that stands for Sand In Vagina Syndrome. It is a condition that affects those unwilling to participate in a social event or are scared to do something dangerous.
Rob: Hey James you want to go party tonight?
James: No. Don't really feel like it.
Rob: Oh, your S.I.V.S acting up again?
by rtadlock August 26, 2009
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When a person believes that he/she feels their phone vibrating when it isn't.
Person: "Hold on, I'm getting a .... never mind. It's just my damn P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) acting up again".
by JudasCow July 5, 2010
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This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 19, 2010
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T.V.S.

A condition in which the vagina becomes tighter than arnold Schwartsaneggars abs usually resulting in high pitched screams and friction heat. Stands for tight vagina syndrome More commonly known as a tight Pussy
last night my eardrums were blown out when Sally had a bad case of T.V.S.
by Dr of all vagins August 6, 2008
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pick me V.S. pick me

the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me
by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022
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