by Telephony October 24, 2010

1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.
2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
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1)
Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.
2)
Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.
Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
1)
Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.
2)
Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.
Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.
Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.
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