upton

a small town in Massachusetts

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108

by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006

Umption

A mishearing or mispronunciation of the standard English word, "gumption".

I don't have the umption to figure out how to spell properly.

by Jibble Blebrun December 29, 2009

-uation

A suffix attatched to any name or noun to describe a problem associated with that person or thing.
The abbreviated conjunction of a name/noun and the word "situation."

My boyfriend Ben is driving me crazy. I need to take care of this Ben-uation.
-or-
The ceiling is leaking. I'm gonna call a roofer to attend to this roof-uation.

by Shay and Alex September 5, 2005

Uptonian

New benchmark for symmetry on planet earth.
( pertaining to Kate Upton )

( Bikini girls at beach )
Dude 1 : Hey man, look at those boobs , they are so.. .... ...so.... ....
Dude 2 : Uptonian ?

by game_dog December 20, 2013

Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Kate Upton

An instant boner.

Derived from supermodel Kate Upton.

I saw Julia from 108 and got an instant Kate Upton.

by Bmoretiger June 12, 2011

upton court grammar

posh shits that go to a posh shit school. the boys (specifically daniel dubovoi) are smelly, hormonal, acne prone losers. the girls r chavvy skets who juul in the toilets. scum. go to challoners instead.

oi did you hear about upton court grammar?
yeah they’re lil shits

by fitty amelia September 6, 2019