upduke

the act of updating your facebook status while also sitting on the toilet.

While i was sitting on the throne, i upduked my facebook status.

by tbcitf November 23, 2010

upfuckery

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.

We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.

by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

upfuck

when you are caused to throw up sperm.

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

by fleneneh September 7, 2010

upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006

upfuckish

Adjective/Adverb: Arrogant in the extreme. Possessed of an irrational sense of entitlement. Snottiness grown up and gone uptown.
Attributed to the novelist Doc Solammen, who used the term in his 2001 work, "Tangy Bonanza."

1) I'll never know how flight attendants deal with the upfuckish crowd in first-class.

2) That upfuckish cunt refused to suck my dick until she'd seen my most recent W-2 form.

by Doc Solammen July 26, 2018

upduct

upducting someone means as if you are taking someone

“i’m gonna upduct ur whole family”

by higivigovigi April 17, 2021

UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

by MightyO May 16, 2008