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uncumfortable

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)
Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.
by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007
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unnuendo

Something which sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
Guy: "...and then he fixed my carburetor!"
Guy 2: "Heh, I bet he did."
Guy: "Dude, no. That was an unnuendo."
by Metz77 March 13, 2009
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Unnus Annus

"Unnus Annus" is like "Unus Annus" but for people who can't spell.
Person 1: Hey dude have you heard of Unnus Annus?
Person 2: Are you dyslexic?
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E pluribus unum

Latin phrase meaning "Out of many, one."

Otherwise known as the gibberish on the back of quarters.
Jim: Whoa, what's this "E pluribus unum" nonsense on the back of my coin?

John: Hell if I know.
by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009
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uncumable

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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unjump

John UNJUMPED through the floor.
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uncumming

Uncumming; Uncumming is the process in which someone's genitalia is to reverse the process of ejaculation.

What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.

More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
Max: oh shit I need to start uncumming before mom gets home!!
by toxicsherbert February 27, 2022
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