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Unicorn is an animal from cartoons.It is a horse with a horn.11-year old girls believe in them and act like idiots because of them.
"I'm an unicorn!"
"No you're not Britney."
by whoevenami1 January 7, 2018
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A mythical species of horse that is extremely hard,if not impossible to catch. Only virgins can come near a unicorn.A unicorn's horn is known to neutralize poison, cure any disease, resurrect the dead, and the unicorn itself will choose its companion. If you ever meet a unicorn, if it is not looking at you, or coming near you, forget about being its companion, or even coming near it. If you manage to capture the unicorn, you will obtain immortality. Don't cage in a unicorn when you keep it. It will run away.
Ian went into the forest for a week, trying to find a unicorn. But, he wasn't a virgin, so he wasted his time.
by rainbowagainstsquares July 25, 2012
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The most majestic being you will ever see if you see one, you are the most lucky person in the world.! 🐎🐴
Wow that is one beautiful unicorn!
by Taryn. E. P July 3, 2017
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Unicorns are amazing, sparkling creatures. They're magical and very lovable! Unicorns are the most amazing creature EVER & if you don't believe in them you're crazy! They're kind of like majestic, sparkly horses with a horn on the top of their head. YAY UNICORNS!
The unicorn walked among the clouds and over the rainbow.
by TotesAGirlyGirl June 22, 2016
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A unicorn is a mystical creature with a colorful series of patterns on there body and in there hair. they have there own secret lands and language. hehehehehe. they have magical powers and spread good vibes along with dreams. they also travel in packs and can fly!!🦄
by londonon March 16, 2017
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Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...
by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017
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A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.

Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.

A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.

A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 7, 2017
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