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Umbreller

A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.
It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbreller to keep me dry.
by RAV4 July 9, 2010
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Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.
"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."
by TMSR January 5, 2008
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umberella

In point and purpose, similar to the widely known umbrella, but for a few differences. First, in functionality, it works to deflect metaphorical "rainstorms", as in hardships, trials, etc.. rather than actual, physical rain. Another notable difference is that the role of umberellas are not typically played by innanimate objects, but rather actual people. Perhaps the most notorious umberella is Rihanna, of which there is actual documentation of her acting as an umberella and protecting whoever she is "umberellaing" for during one of these spiritual torrents.
When it rains it rains forever
We can't see through all the weather
You can stand under my umberella
You can stand under my umberella
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by chzrm July 23, 2007
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Black Umbrella

Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.

Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff
by Armbar24 June 19, 2011
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The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
by DruPaul December 26, 2008
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umbrella test

The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.

Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009
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