Umberto's

Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.

Andrew: Where do you want to go out to lunch today?
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.

by Saint Seer April 6, 2008

Umberto

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

by Krkič May 4, 2019

Umberto

The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Scumana Umberto?

by Bretmcb23 October 16, 2008

Umbert

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows, addicted to sports, ripped af.

Girl:OMG is that Umbert
Other girl:ya

Girl:I'm going to ask him out

Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

by Putoelquelolea May 31, 2020

unbestinkinglievable

Majorly unbelievable with a negative connotation.

You come with a great idea at work and your boss takes all the credit and even those who were there when you came up with it are willing to give him credit.

by Dorothy December 12, 2003

Umberto 146

A famous youtuber from albania and sweden with wopping 7 subs, he plays hoi4 minecraft and much more

bro Umberto 146 is so fucking good xdddd lol 420

by Frido1 January 17, 2020

Umberto Bigblunts

The best striker of all time. His antics on the football pitch do not measure up to the circus that was his life off the field. On numerous accounts was Umberto accused of performing what he called a "Karl Malone" on his girlfriend. A 12 time winner of Cannabis Mgazine's Biggest Blunt Rolled category, Mr Bigblunts soon became an honorary member of the "Blunt Affectionado" club, along with the likes of Cheech, Chong, Spicoli, Bernie, and Lord Balls.

Liverpool won the Champions League with the help of Umberto Bigblunts and his three giant Ls.

by Del Piero March 26, 2009