UMass Amherst

A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.

Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)

by Pucci July 28, 2008

upash

A very hairy boy who has pubes for facial hair. He is very salty and sensitive. He has neck hair that is armor.

Upash you salty fish

by Hanϟ_Weϟtmar January 27, 2020

Upashna

If you have Upashna in your life you should thank your lucky stars ‘cause she’s a rare one. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s kind, she’s compassion. She’s probably the manic pixie dream girl of your dreams but not every guy can handle Upashna, in fact not a lot of guys deserve Upashna ‘cause it’s not easy to match up to the level of love she’ll have to offer. She’s the kind of girl Mac DeMarco writers songs for, the kind of bestie you’d want to watch re-runs of Sam Levinson and Sofia Coppola films with. The kind that’ll make your life better just by being in it. She’s the LDR (specifically- born to die) typa beat <3

Upashna is literally the coolest person I’ve ever met.

by rings November 23, 2021

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

unashed

When you apply lotion so you are not ashy anymore.

I unashed my elbows with lotion.

by Linx.iii December 9, 2019

UMassacre

A weekend night at UMass Amherst that results in complete mayhem, usually caused by a mixture of drinking, use of drugs, drama, police, fights, more alcohol, and endless text messaging/calling/talking to explain the stories.

The first recorded "UMassacre" happened on the night of May 9 and the early morning of May 10, 2009. Numerous police arrests, fights, keg parties, gossip, and drunkenness contributed to this massacre at UMass.

by kennedy7D May 13, 2009

umass amherst

1) the # 9 party and #1 most violent school in america; 2)you've never heard of so many joints smoked or bottles emptied in just one single 10x12 (if you're lucky) room; 3)the only place you will find a friend who lives across campus who wants to order a pizza with you at 3am on a tuesday night, but the pizza will get to you before your friend because you're so far away.
everyone at umass amherst: drinks, smokes, sleeps either all day, or not at all, has red sox/patriots pride and if not they don't represent out of fear.

"what school do you go to?"
"umass amherst"
"oh jesus, how's your liver?"

by Ra`chelle April 23, 2006