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Foul Ukranian

Foul as in Chicken
Ukranian as in Kiev

When you balls deep and creampie ya load up a chick that has an unpleasant, garlic smell from her vagina.
Then she lays there and the Chicken Kiev cream runs out of her.
I blew my load right up Deborah with the stinky pussy and gave her a Foul Ukranian, when it leaked out I felt like chicken Kiev sooo bad.
by Heffington August 8, 2017
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The Ol' Ukranian Tofu

Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.

As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
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Ukranian Pirate

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.
George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."
by witchdr1 June 30, 2010
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Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
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Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
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Ukranian Cheese Sandwich

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011
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Ukranian Dick Dragon

The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.
by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011
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