Seen by my father many years ago in a bathroom airport while he was working for USAirways:
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
I came here to shit and stink,
But all I did was sit and think.
I sat and sat but to my despair,
All I got was USair.
A group of people who have their heads up their asses and give out cheesewheels for a Christmas bonus: the executives of USairways
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Mus‘ab accepted Islam during that difficult period. One day a non-believer saw him offering prayers. He at once informed Mus‘ab's parents who turned hostile to their son. His mother's affection vanished. All the love and care of his father changed into anger and grief. They admonished him, but when they knew that he was firm, they tied him with ropes and threw him in a dark cell. He was kept in prison for a long time, but his belief in Islam was so deep that the torment of prison did not change his mind. He sacrificed everything and remained patient.
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