Umbrella Rule

If you come prepared for a situation; most instances the object you brought will not be necessary. Much like bringing an umbrella because of rain in the forecast, but since you have the umbrella, it isn't raining, or won't rain at all.

Ron: Of course it isn't raining the day I bring my umbrella with me.

Mike: Umbrella rule dude, it'll never rain whenever you come prepared.

by baked_12 April 24, 2011

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UmbrellaSexual

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021

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umbrellaacademyz_

A umbrella academy fanpage that’s really mean towards Luther fans

“Did you see umbrellaacademyz_ on TikTok today ?
“Yes I did “

by ASHELLHHH July 14, 2021

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Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

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Umbreller

A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.

It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbreller to keep me dry.

by RAV4 July 9, 2010

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