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twizzle on it

Twizzle on it usually accompanied by a raised middle finger means 'go f&ck yourself'.

Used by secondary school kids in the late 1990's it has a level of popularity in West of England still.
''Bloody cheek! She wanted to knock me down on that quote:, I told her Go twizzle on it, cheeky mare''
''Can I borrow £20? ..answer ''Go twizzle on it! finger gesture you never paid be back from the last time!''
by Oakbark July 6, 2018
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Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015
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Twat Twizzler

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face
I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.
by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010
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twizzlewhipped

the immediate moments following the shock of being beaten with a twizzler. so shocked that you can't even complete the word twizzler.
Christina just twizzlewhipped her.
by epicArcher January 25, 2011
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twizzlered up

To be so drunk you can not stand up.
by abcd0987 November 20, 2014
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