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twigamy

When your twin has more than one twin. Similar to bigamy but in twin form.
i just found out my twin had a secret twin in a past life." "TWIGAMY!
by Elliethetwigamiststwin June 11, 2010
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twigless twig

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
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Twinzo

Created by Zillaync in 2021 its a mix between twizzy (yeat slang) and twin the meaning of it is twin,close friend...
Wsup twinzo !
by _zillaync December 27, 2022
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Super Twig

The apparent woman of every guys dream. She is both skinny with boobs and a butt. Not to be confused with the average Twig.
Me: "So you like Super skinny girls?"

Michael: "Nah, they have to have a little something."

Me: "Like a Super Twig?"

Michael: "Yeah, but there elusive like the chupacabra."
by TheKJ[; February 10, 2010
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Twigasm

A NC-17 rated podcast, hosted by four female authors, which explores the world of the adult Twilight fan. Featuring interviews, song spoofs, sex toy reviews, fanfic recommendations, foul language and witty repartee, it ranks consistently on the Top 25 Audio/Literature Podcasts List on iTunes.
Listener #1: Dood, did you here the latest epi from the Twigasm Podcast h00rs? Srsly...SFF.

Listener #2: IKR? They sang 'cockgobbler' to the Hot Pockets theme!
by EC Wankin September 9, 2009
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Twiggy-Back-Ride

A Twiggy-Back-Ride is when someone gives a drunk individual a piggy-back ride to their car or house to ensure they get there safely, and the drunk person involuntarily urinates on the back of the ride-giver.
"Man, I tried to do a nice thing and carry this wasted girl back to her apartment, but as soon as I felt this warm moisture on my back... I realized my good deed had turned into a Twiggy-Back-Ride."
by mordrid September 27, 2011
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twigsmith

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit
Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up
by trotscrot July 1, 2008
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