twigsmith 

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit

Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up

twigsmith by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.

1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004