twigsmith 

One with little to no integrity; one who is known to fabricate excuses; someone full of shit

Kid A: Man that Matt kid is such a spineless worm.
Kid B: Right? What a fucking twigsmith!
Kid A: Yeah, lets fuck that dwarf tosser up

twigsmith by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Twatsmith

A person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable pussy.

After the bachelorette party, my pussy was so chipped up from all the hog, I had to see a Twatsmith prior to the honeymoon.

My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.

Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.

My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011

Twatsmith

A person who regularly hammers good/great pussy.

1) Hugh Hefner is a master Twatsmith.

2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.

Twatsmith by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011