twonker

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

twonkers

Fans of Perfect Pete Bennett (Musician and winner of big brother 7)
The term Twonkers first started on Pete Bennetts Fansite as a joke by members of the chatroom. The name has spread and now covers the huge army of Pete fans accross the country.
Scottish Twonkers are known as the Tartan Twonkers

The Twonkers will be out in force for Petes gigs

by Bilboboy December 13, 2008

dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

twonker

A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.

I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.

by fartfartfarter June 14, 2008

THONKER

A loser who is obsessed with the Thonk meme, wich is a parody of the thinking emoji.

Thonker: "has a thonk picture" post thonk memes all the time on discord and 9gag
responder: haha funny thonk

by gaynibba_63 April 19, 2018

twonked

tripping balls (on acid)

I'm tripping balls. I'm twonked!

by BlueJayXD December 17, 2022