tweetnig

when you do better than someone in something.. whether it be athletics or academics

Deepak - I got a 95 on my test!
JaQuan - Aw man, I got a 64!
Deepak - (under his breath), I just tweetnigged JaQuan!

by Crispak January 1, 2009

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011

live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.

Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics

by Blog 12 January 28, 2015

Tweetist

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.

Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.

by Whogivesa_fuqq November 2, 2011

tweetcited

1 - being excited about Twitter

2 - Tweeting multiple times in quick secession or within a small time frame.

Example 1: I was so bored during class that I got too tweetcited and tweeted 20 times in 15 minutes!

Example 2: You'll never believe what happened today! I'm so tweetcited, I can't wait to share this with other twitterers!

by kissbangbangme June 6, 2009

Tweetums

Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.

It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.

Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.

Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.

Pa-tweetums ka pa, ate! Alam naman namin na laspag ka na!

by SupermassiveBlackHole October 30, 2014