tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 17, 2009

tweepin'

a mixture between trippin' and tweakin'

1. To be concerned or worried about something/someone when you act like youre not. (Especially when a guy is "sweatin" a girl and vice versa)

2. To make a big deal/get upset over nothing.

3. To be under the influence of hallucenogenic drugs.

originated in oakland, california.

emily: man i was hella tweepin' last night

elsa: bitch you was hella high

by emmyygar May 15, 2010

Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

Mad twerps

A person's ability to roll many joints.

"Yo man, Jennifer's got mad twerps"

by MarijuanaOfficial March 29, 2017

grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019

tweepulsive

twee-puls-iv, adjective: Overly precious and cloying, as in the case of certain Zooey Deschanel facial tics.

As published in Vanity Fair

“No Rain” is actually a great song, even though it inspired the iconically tweepulsive Bee Girl video.

by vita64 June 6, 2012

tweetscape

To trim or groom ones public Twitter stream by deleting low-value tweets (excessive "at" replies, retweets, or drunken tweets). The goal of tweetscaping is to give the impression that the account owner is an interesting, balanced, and witty individual by highlighting tweets which demonstrate topically, breadth, and humor while removing tweets that reveal the author to, in fact, be narcissistic, pathetic and/or bat-shit crazy.

See also wallscape

Trish had to quickly tweetscape her Twitter page to remove the 19 angry public replies to her (now ex) boyfriend.

by Fitzroy August 17, 2009