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Terrible Twenties

Age 22 - 29. The period by which the safety net of school and parents are no more (or coming to an end) and the world is thrust upon you, forcing you to grow up. It's the period of individual growth and learning of the world--away from the shelter of parents. It includes feelings of angst, frustration, depression and forced evaluation of self. It is followed by the intrinsic need to have one's own family.
Friend #1 (Age 23): "I can't get a break in life!"

Friend #2 (Age 33): "You have to crawl before you walk...you're in the terrible twenties."
by Slick Sleezy February 20, 2009
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tweenis

n.see gooch. fleshy area between the scrotum and the rectum. Between the penis and the anus thus tweenis. That part you might hit if you fall riding a guys bicycle.
"My friend Kris fell straddling the back of a chair and luckily missed his balls but totally bruised his tweenis."
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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The Tweenies

Humanoid BBC daytime children's TV characters Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo. Popular with toddlers and students on drugs, the 'gang' wear ridiculously oversized luminous clothing because their feet and heads are so fucking big. The new Teletubbies.
Q: 'Who the fuck are The Tweenies?' A: They're Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo
by 50 Nurp February 26, 2008
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teenies

1)(Usually) teenaged girls/boys who try so hard be alternative and not to be part of "mainstream" culture that they get pulled into another "mainstream" culture invented for them while thinking noone else is like them.

2)Usually underage drinkers and usually in early teens. They usually drink too much and take too many drugs often vomiting and needing medical assistance waisting valuable medical staff's time. At the time they may be crying or something similar but then in a few days time this event will go down in theirs and the other teenies minds as a heroic event and they will try to bring up the topic of them vomiting at every possible opurtunity recounting the tale with them as a hero.
Teenies teenies teenies
by Meloph August 4, 2006
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rainbow twenties

The new (circa 2002) 20 dollar bills that is siginfied by the pink and blue ink which has been added to the usual green and black. Due to the "flamboyant" color scheme of the newly circulated bills, the term "rainbow" was given to the twenty dollar bills. Not unlike the term "big face twenties".
"Hey cashier, why doesnt this rainbow twenty doesnt work in your Sprint bill pay machine?"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004
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Tweenis

The skin that connects the penis to the scrotum.

The "&" in Cock & Balls
Yeah baby, pinch my tweenis.
by MysticOgre October 16, 2008
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twenties

1. The age range encompassing young adults.
2. The decade where while you are an adult and have to do the unpleasant responsibilities such as taxes and paperwork forced unto you by bureaucracies everywhere, you are not taken seriously.
3. The decade in which you feel both as old as a fossil one minute and fearfully young and lost the next.
4. The decade in which you suffer the dreaded quarterlife crisis.
5. The decade where you realize that contrary to what you thought in grade school when writing those "Where will you be in ten years?" papers, you will NOT be living in your very own new house with a brand-new car in the driveway, and you may not even be married or have children.
6. The age group frequently accused (generally unfairly and in response to any news articles about the high rate of unemployment among young adults) of being "entitled."
7. The age group most rivaling teens for being the targets of ageism.
1. Cranky middle-aged troll: I hate working with people in their twenties... they actually think they deserve a decent job.

2. Jessica: I'm not a in high school anymore, I'm in my twenties, so stop treating me like a child MOM.
3. Brittany: Ohgod... I'm twenty-seven and I really don't know what to do with my life... and my twenties are almost over. I'm so screwed.
4. James: I thought I had it bad in high school, but so far, the twenties really suck.
5. Brian: So much for having that mansion and Ferrari in my twenties... I have a MASTERS and I'm STILL stuck cashiering at Target.
6. Troll on a news article about how the unemployment of twenty-somethings is at a record high: THOSE POTHEAD HIPPIES KIDS IN THEIR TWENTIES ARE ENTITLED BRATS. They think they have problems? Wait until they leave Mommy and Daddy and have REAL problems.
7. Bitter middle-aged man- "They should make school compulsory for anyone in their twenties, then they won't have to whine about how there's no jobs for them because nobody is retiring."
by SpeedyHobbit June 21, 2012
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