two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 1, 2003
Get the twat wafflemug. 
The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
Get the Twat Wafflemug. by thenydondada December 10, 2013
Get the Twat Wafflemug. by Mozes March 13, 2005
Get the twat wafflesmug. The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
Get the twat wafflemug. a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007
Get the Twat-wafflemug.