two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 01, 2003
what your mom has
by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008
The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
by thenydondada December 10, 2013
by Mozes March 13, 2005
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 16, 2007