Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously know to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 23, 2018

Twattle

Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.

Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!

by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020

twurtle

Sending a tweet on twitter while holding back a turtles head..

mate... I had to quickly send out a twurtle before I ran to the crapper!!

by gupmyster March 28, 2009

Tartle Pop

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

by Bloobies May 9, 2010

Twattleglum

During the act of felching, the partner shits in the other person mouh.

My husband accidentally twattleglummed me yesterday, it took me an hour to get out the taste.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

Twattled

The female act of Tea Bagging - the act of wrapping the vaginal lips around another person's nose

when I passed out at the party last night, instead of freezing my bra, I got Twattled!

by J DOWN** May 25, 2010

twattlecock

a complete douche bag that sucks at everything; ie. a giagantic dick who should have been aborted; what hubert farnsforth says in the futurama movie

your a fuckin twattlecock

by phillip jay fry the 94th December 27, 2007