Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017

tushar

The closet thing ever that you would find to a grown up pavam boy, excellent in studies and hilariously funny

You know Tushar told this joke to me

by lucifer007 May 2, 2018

Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 June 19, 2007

tuscaloosa tussle

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.

I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle

by White Steel December 10, 2018

Tushar

A guy who loves his beer and his pet seal

Tushar went for a swim with his seal and never came back

by Heuebd May 22, 2019

Tushar

The coolest and smartest and most amazing guy in the world. Also known as "Perfect".

Dang, that guy's a Tushar, if I ever saw one.

by Dalmationlover101 May 20, 2013

tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off

dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job

by jumbles October 30, 2011